It’s true that Halloween’s still a week or two away, but– as we’ve proven time and time again — we have no patience here at Comedy Examiner HQ, so we’ve decided to go ahead and run the following: a collection of “Funny Pumpkin” photos that began trickling in over the weekend. If you’re bummed that we didn’t hold off on this one until closer to Halloween, fear not: there’s sure to be no shortage of these things in the days ahead. We’ll be back with Funny Pumpkins Vol. 2 before you know it. In the meantime, check out Funny Pumpkins Vol. 1 below, my gentle Examiner readers…
Last year, we ran a Funny Pumpkins piece (I’ve just gone looking for it, couldn’t find it, many apologies) that wrangled together some of the funniest pumpkin-carving photos from around the web. This year, the Funny Photos enthusiasts among you have gotten an early start on the festivities: starting Friday evening, we noticed an alarming number of pumpkin-related Funny Photo submissions taking up space in our inbox. As with any batch of Funny Photo submissions, some of these photos were funny, some were incredibly unfunny, and some were simply depressing.
“Wait a minute, though,” we thought to ourselves here at Comedy Examiner HQ, “Why are people sending in these photos already? Isn’t Halloween, like, three months away?”
A careful inspection of our desk calendar revealed that, no, we’re actually in October, and that the best holiday celebrated in America (best holiday celebrated outside of America? Fish-Slapping Day, in Norway– everyone knows that) is just a short two weeks away. Huh. Consider us shocked. We’d been convinced that this was July.
Anyway, after careful consideration (read: almost zero consideration), we’ve decided to get a head start on this year’s Funny Pumpkins collection(s). Oh, sure, we coulda waited until October 29th to run these, or maybe even October 30th, but…well, you’ll get over it. Besides, running Funny Pumpkins Vol. 1 now announces that we’re even doing something called Funny Pumpkins here at Comedy Examiner HQ, so maybe some of your fellow gentle Examiner readers will see these photos, get inspired, and send in their own Funny Pumpkins pics. Maybe they’ll be funnier than these. Who knows?
At least, that’s what we’re hoping for (by the way, poor taste in your pumpkin-carving photos is strongly encouraged)(oh, and some of the Funny Pumpkins photos over there on the left are somewhat NSFW, as well). Click the “Slideshow” box over there on the left to begin your Funny Pumpkins Vol. 1 journey, folks, and be sure to send in your own Funny Pumpkins submissions for a chance to be featured here at Comedy Examiner HQ. Who knows? If you’ve got something really impressive (and funny, don’t forget funny) on your hands, we might just have a prize to award you.
As always, you can stay tuned for more Funny Photos in the days, weeks, months, and years ahead , and you can send in your own Funny Photos for a chance to have them featured here at Comedy Examiner HQ. If they’re selected, you’ll be given credit and all the glory that comes with seeing your name in digital print. Just think how jealous your friends are gonna be! Stay tuned for more, ladies.
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