My Ohana. Do not get mad at me. Please understand I am only expressing my political “artistic” opinion. 2012 is quickly approaching and I am so disgruntled with our leadership I am going to vent.
Hawaii 2012 is approaching, my Ohana. Politics is so important to me because I think of my children and my future grandchildren and how they will view our Aina and take care of me when I’m old, as I did when they were young. I went through a few of our government appointed employees and told myself. Jane, please just blurt out what you think in a sentence or two when you hear these people’s names. Granted, I try to make light of every situation, but I could not think of much to say (optimistically) about these people.
I decided to share my “one-liners” with you for you to judge yourself. You all know, love me or hate me, I am very honest and keep up with the rat race as much as I can.
I can not help thinking to myself, “do these people speak my mind”? My answer tonight was, “NO”. I am saddened by the fact that these “politicians” on both sides of then fence do not care about me. They care about their seats. What are we to do? Clean house? I certainly have no background to run for office, however I could name 5 out of 10 things that each have done that I might do differently in my own house. Should we kick them all out and start fresh? Very dangerous. What to do…what to do?
Comments welcome. Agree or disagree, you can not argue that these people are just odd. I missed many representatives and senators (capitalization avoided for respectable cause) because when I saw their name I just simply said, “Who?”. Therefore, to be kind. I did not mention them here.
Hence, here I lay with my “one liners” as a psychiatrist would say, “what is the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear these words………………………………………………………………?”
Governor Abercrombie: Must be doing something right because he’s an underachiever that rode Inouye’s crooked accomplishments to get him elected, kissed babies, that he forgot the next day, (including Greg Hammer’s) and got votes for nothing for years.
Brian Schatz: Office Boy turned Pretty Face turned Head Bobber. (bob..bob…bob…….)
Governor Lingle: Republican in name only. Democrats should vote for this one. Smart Cookie.
Duke Aiona: Coach
Mazie Hirono: Useless
Dan Inouye: Scares Me.
Dan Akaka: Positions his votes so he doesn’t have to pay for his Prozac.
Ed Case: Go Away already.
Coleen Hanabusa: Crooked as a crooked…you know..the bent ones.
Charles Dijou: Weird. Flip Flops. Took companzine as child that locked his jaw.
Todd Apo: Smart Cookie, brown noses the right way.
Tom Berg: Odd Bird. Then again, even the best who frighten you surprise you. We’ll see. Kind of a psycho.
Cachola: Old. Grouchy. Go home already.
House of Representatives:
Angus McKelvey: Go to bed, stop drinking.
Gene Ward: Wishes he was Kevin Costner; crazy, sexy cool.
Barbara Marumoto: Stuffy; with a nice chili pepper bite at times. Makes me wonder.
Calvin Say: Chicken – Pure Politician with no accomplishments, save the kiss ups for your boyfriend.
Blake Oshiro: Definitely on the “should be committed” list. Odd.
Scott Saiki: Playing the “name you know” too much
Stanley Chang: Should have stayed with Cades & Schutte so we all save money on his bored “I should write something” resolutions.
Corinne Ching: Too silent. Too safe. Nice smile.
Karl Rhoades: Weird. Reminds me of Charles Manson.
John Mizuno: King Stroke Me. Too interested in stroking himself when he does a single handed thing. “Look at me! Whoo HooooO!” I cleaned “a” toilet!!
Aaron Johanson: Wimp
K. Mark Takai: Who?
Sharon Har: Does she still work in the House?
Ty Cullen: Potential – too careful. No oomph.
Rida Cabanilla: Wild Child. Watch your knives. Phrase “stupid is as stupid does” suddenly came to mind.
Kymberly Pine: Drama Queen that is grateful for braces as a child. Fake as the witch in Hansel & Gretal. Da Lure.
Jessica Wooley: Dirty stinky haole chic with no class
Cynthia Thielen: See “Lingle” above
Chris Lee: Young kid, good intentions, corruption inevitable.
Donavan Dela Cruz: Go home cook rice
J. Kalani English: Haole boy trying to act Hawaiian with the “J.” before the Hawaiian name. Saw him at Morimotos paying for everyone’s dinner. P-I-G on my dime, probably?
Will Espero: If you see him at Ocean’s 808..run before he grabs your okole.
Mike Gabbard: Handsome old buggah. What else? Oh yeah. Nice teeth!
Brickwood Galuteria: Thinks he is Cil from the “Soprano’s”. The Italian spokesman. Good looking braddah, though. Or is he Portuguese? Same smell.
Donna Mercado Kim: Kind of a witch with nothing to back her broom
Maile Shimabukuro: Smart sistah but tries too hard with no accomplishments to back her attempts. Tree with no bark.
Sam Slom: Worships Bill Clinton secretly. Riding Malia like a bull.
Shan Tsutsui: Small man syndrome that nods a lot.
Disclaimer: All of you politicians whom I pay, do not hate. Appreciate the fact that someone has the kahones to call you out. I challenge you to respond if I treated you unfairly. I challenge you to tell me what you have done to warrant my tax dollars to pay you for my voice that you never hear.
To those of you that I have not mentioned, it is not a compliment. It simply means that I have no idea who you are. Step up.