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Presidential Apprentice poll results: Barack Obama — you’re fired!

by knot move

Nearly everyday there seems to be another definitive signal that President Barack Obama’s job is on the “Chopping Block”, and yesterday was no different.

If President Obama were the president of a private sector company, he would, by now, have been fired by the board of directors by a vote of 52% to 38%, according to FOXNews poll results reported on by Dana Blanton yesterday.

As expected, a clear majority of Republicans voted in the affirmative–but more damaging to President Obama’s job prospects is that 56% of Independents, and even 23% of Democrats, agreed to give him a “Pink Slip”.

This is how we believe his Performance Review might look:

Date: September 30, 2011

Employee: Barak H. Obama

Title: President

Time in Position: 33 months

Critera Categories–(Grade)

(A-Excellent …. F-Failed)

Financial Performance–(F): Spent nearly $800 billion on “Stimulus Plan,” without budging the 9% unemployment rate; increased size of national debt by 40%, from $10.6 billion to $14.7 billion–now equal to the annual GDP; consumer income declined by 0.1% in August–first time in nearly two years (drives consumer spending–70% of U.S. economy), according to a Reuters report today.

Management Objective Achievements–(F): Designed and passed new healthcare plan that will actually decrease quality service delivery, while at the same time substantially increasing costs by 20% (estimated); continually maligned country around world; failed to secure [Mexican] border(s); damaged relationships with, and confidence of, leaders of alliance partners; eliminated transperency; increased overhead by 24%, with no increase in profitability; provided no leadership and always blamed others for [his] failures; instituted policies and procedures eliminating or preventing the creation of millions of jobs–including two thoughtless raids on Gibson Guitar Company.

Ethical Standards–(F): Allowed faciitation of questionalbe loan guarantee to a close friend’s company, Solyndra Solar, which failed due to pre-existing conditions, causing $535 million right off–friend now first in line to recover total $75 million investment before taxpayers; allowed facilitation of [Fast and Furious] “gun running” operation that allowed thousands of military grade weapons to fall into enemy hands, [causing] complicity in thousands of murders–not cooperating with internal investigation; press releases and public speeches have no substance and often disregard facts, while creating unhealthy envy between the different classes in the population.

Strategic Plan–(F): Using a Marxist approach to economy, whose primary fundementals require increasing income taxes and fees on productive components, then transferring the net difference to the unproductive components to maintain their operation.

Personal–(F): Well dressed, well educated (although in very narrow scope–no science, business or economics) and perhaps most well spoken individual in position ever. However, high probability of Narcissistic Personality Disorder, where every plan and action is designed for personal enrichment at the expense of everyone else, without regard for the overall welfare of the total population.

Recommendation: Immediate Separation from Company

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