Although it is clearly a gag, whoever wrote this ad might be onto something. Surely, somewhere in the bowels of the Internet, there are many people willing to pay for your wreckage, mostly because they know how to turn your perceived junk into much more money than they paid.
One must also consider, though, that there is also that one person who would actually bid on something just because the description for it is funny and wildly inaccurate.
Just think of the possible implications! Now instead of just throwing the monitor away after your friend punches through it when you try to scare him, you can shove a broken answering machine into the hole he created and sell it as a visual answering machine!*
*Anyone selling this device is required to give me 14% of sales or else rabid mole rats will chew through the eyeball to use said person(s) head as a den.