On Thursday, September 28, 2011, fans of Snooki will see the orange wonder get dumped by her boyfriend on “Jersey Shore.” It seems that skinny Snooki isn’t any luckier at love than the chunky version because the diminutive reality television star is single again.
Jionni LaValle and Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi got into a relationship-busting fight in Florence, Italy leading Snooki to drown her sorrows at a local bar. Of course, there are two things wrong with that picture. Alcoholic beverages are fattening and Snooki is a lousy drunk.
According to Us Weekly, Snooki wastes no time trying to drum up drama and sympathy by pouring out her troubles to some unlucky locals:
“So you wanna hear the story? I flew my boyfriend out here to be with me, and he [expletive deleted] left me. I’m miserable right now, so I came here to drink, and that’s what I’m doing. So don’t look at me like I’m a [expletive deleted] weirdo. I’m heartbroken, so let me dance!”
Lesson learned: If Snooki wants to dance, let her dance. Oh, MTV, you’ve done it again.
Photo: TV personalities Jennifer ‘JWow’ Farley and Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi arrive at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards at Nokia Theatre L.A. LIVE on August 28, 2011 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Christopher Polk/Getty Images)