Lindsay Lohan has finally decided to pose in Playboy after years of speculation that she would strip down for the magazine in desperation.
How times have changed! Back in 2008 Lindsay was denying that she would dress up like Marilyn Monroe for the 55th anniversary issue of the men’s mag, and now she’s trying to squeeze in a photo shoot before she ends up in jail.
But of course her (almost) one million dollar Playboy shoot, which she’s trying to finish before her Nov. 2 court hearing, has to have a theme! So here are a few ideas for setups that might help Hugh Hefner sell an issue of the magazine featuring Linds:
A Replication of Marilyn Monroe’s Original Playboy Photo Shoot
Is this idea too obvious? Of course it is! But you can bet that Lindsay begged to channel Marilyn in order to keep her nude photo shoot classy (never mind that Anna Nicole has already tried to channel Monroe). But since she already satisfied her Marilyn Monroe obsession by replicating the legend’s 1962 nude photo shoot for New York magazine, she might want to try something a little different (then again, she does probably feel the need to show Michelle Williams who the real modern-day Marilyn is).
Getting Naughty Around Dead Bodies
Since Linds has been working at the morgue lately, perhaps Playboy would like to feature her trying her best to be arousing on an autopsy table. It’s just a shame she couldn’t do her shoot in time for the October issue of the mag — a morgue-themed photo shoot featuring Linds wearing nothing but bloody gloves with dead bodies all around her would have been perfect for Halloween.
Getting Sexy in her Cell
Would Linds agree to posing nude in a jail cell? It wouldn’t be surprising if Playboy wanted her to since there’s a possibility that she could be sent to the slammer after her Nov. 2 hearing. And since Lindsay has shown love for a fellow female in the past, she would probably be placed with a sexy cellmate.
Getting Dirty in the Dentist’s Chair
Since Lindsay was recently photographed with terrible-looking teeth, she had to enlist a dentist to help clean up her dirty mouth. So perhaps her Playboy photographer would want to feature her getting a little obscene at the orthodontist’s office.
Clutching Some Cupcakes
Linds tried to woo her morgue colleagues with some cupcakes, so a few strategically-placed pastries could make for a fun Playboy photo shoot (think Katy Perry in her “California Gurls” music video).
On Santa’s Naughty List
Maybe Lindsay is going to be in the December issue of Playboy. If this is the case, her photo shoot should definitely be inspired by Marilyn Monroe sound-alike Eartha Kitt’s classic Christmas tune “Santa Baby.” Linds is probably on Santa’s naughty list, so there would be a lot of lumps of coal in her Playboy pics (but maybe she could score a light blue convertible and a little bling if she behaves herself until the jolly old elf pays her a visit).
So what theme do you think Lindsay’s photo shoot should have? And do you think she’ll be in jail when her Playboy issue hits store shelves? (It’s just a shame that she can serve her time via house arrest at the Playboy mansion).